There once was a man with a fedora

With a wife whose name was flora

He was really rad

And started a fad

And everyone said “I adore ya!”

Sometimes a haiku

Does not give sufficient room

To express all your

Oh, typewriter

How sleek and shiny are your keys

My love for you would not be slighter

And you don't force upon me electricity

With each letter that is pressed

You reply with a clack

And the ring of a bell at the end of each line

Oh, how I love your Courier typeface

Which is bold and black

Your published works are beautiful and fine